Corn-fused in my flashdance days…

I had a science teacher in 8th grade who used to compare confused and corn-fused. I can’t remember the witty story he told, but corn-fused was the worse of the two. And right now I am corn-fused. Is Knitpicks shine twist made of some sort of super stretchy...

Proof of just how lazy I am.

This is my cast-on and first 7 rounds of the tivoli tee in knitpicks shine twist. I am soooooo lazy…. (how lazy are you?) I am sooooo lazy that I didn’t even frog the raglan tee I had worked it into before. I’m just knitting right out of that...

There are two kinds of people…

People who use the snooze button and people that know that the snooze button is just a sorry-ass excuse to rob yourself of precious sleep. Sorry. I’m a grumbly woman this morning. My husband now has to be at work at 8:30. So he needs to get up at 7:30 and be out...

Magic is boring.

Subtitle: I am a one-armed bandit. I bought some Moda Sassy Stripes on clearance. It’s one of those magic striping yarns. It’s the storm colorway, all greys, etc. It’s for man socks. I started on them, and waited for the magic stripes to appear....

The case of the missing notebook.

Where is it? I saw it yesterday. It was sitting on the step stool. Course I did use the step stool after I saw it. This is all my fault. Cause I can’t master the housework. Therefore I lose things that I shouldn’t. I’ve eaten 4 points of food today...

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