1. Knitty is awesome. And it’s free. So bitching and moaning because not every single issue has something you “must knit” is poor form. Very poor form.
2. Read the instructions. If you are using a pattern, read the instructions. All of them. That way you won’t ask stupid questions (that are clearly answered in said instructions) and I won’t have the overwhelming urge to hand you a dunce cap.
*Disclaimer on #2. I know folks can overlook things. But I think way too many people don’t take the time to look at the pattern completely and thoroughly before asking the same question that someone else asked five days on the same damn list. I honestly wonder how some of these folks can knit at all.
And for mamma – this is a snood.